Biter Biscuit?!?

Who's idea was this anyway?



I'm gonna say it was a single guy without a clue! Or maybe it was a father who goes to work everyday and wonders if his wife does anything all day long! Off to the tub...again!!

LUNCHTIME!!

So, I've been let in on a little secret. Apparently, if you separate your kids food into bowls, a divided plate, or cups they like it. Hmmm....who knew??



Oh, and definitely more likely to share! "Hey Kamille, you want a bite???"

Trae

Hello!! Is there a vet in the house?? Will my turtles survive my 2 year old? Trae helps Walter feed the turtles and lately they have been feeding them lettuce, cause turtles like that. Well, the other day Trae wanted to feed the turtles and couldn't find the lettuce, so he grabbed the sprouts! Turns out the turtles don't like the stringy stuff so much. So, Trae decided to help them wash down the nasty sprouts and he went for the chicken broth! Only he got a little sidetracked when he noticed that chicken broth comes in the same kind of can as Root Beer, so he chugged some! EWwww!! Gross!! OK, I am a somewhat "present" mom and I noticed he had grabbed the chicken broth and when he went to drink some I stopped him, but still! What happens when I'm changing a diaper? Taking out the garbage? Showering?? (I do that on occasion!)
I think a better question would be, will my "nice things" survive my Trae and his up and coming little brother? As I was taking a nap one Sunday, Walter was in charge. Trae has a really good arm and a nice little kick. (He gets his athleticism from his mom! :)) So, from clear across the room, by the fireplace, he drop kicks his ball and it soars through the air! Next thing you know it hits the cookie jar and knocks the lid off, sending it into my most favorite vase! Ya know, the big one that I put the flowers that I buy for myself from Costco when my husband is gone! Well, I guess I'll be saving money on flowers from now on...



If it wasn't such a beautiful shot, I think I would have cried. Oh yeah, and I was asleep so that helped!

OK, I've been trying to find the natural consequences for the rules my kids break. It is difficult at times. However, I'm stumped today. What is the natural consequence for running over your baby brother with the vacuum!?!?

Just for the record...

I don't agree!! I deserve something cool, like speedy housecleaning or freezing time so I can get some sleep!!

Your Superpower Should Be Mind Reading

You are brilliant, insightful, and intuitive. You understand people better than they would like to be understood. Highly sensitive, you are good at putting together seemingly irrelevant details. You figure out what's going on before anyone knows that anything is going on! Why you would be a good superhero: You don't care what people think, and you'd do whatever needed to be done Your biggest problem as a superhero: Feeling even more isolated than you do now

What Should Your Superpower Be?

I'm seriously so HOT!

You Belong in 1957

You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in!

What Year Do You Belong In?

hmph....

My baby has 2 teeth and is doing the "army crawl"...he doesn't need me anymore!!