Tonight we had our farewell party for Jen! sniff sniff! It seems like lately we have to have a theme, so tonight it was Ugly Girls Need Love Too! And let me tell you, we some ugly girls! :) We all got dressed up as ugly as we could (which is hard when you look as good as we do! :))! Anyway, we met at Kelly's and did our "glamour shots!" Turns out
because we were all dressin' 80's style! Then we headed out for some LaserQuest! Poor "Lightning" didn't exactly dress right for the occasion, however she did meet the quota for ugly!
We were hoping that "El Preggo" and her 8 1/2 month fetus would have something exciting to share with us during laser tag...
but no!
Then there was Foxy! And boy was she...
anything but! hahahaha However, the highlights of the night consisted of her Marilyn Monroe impersonation, as well as at Sonic when she decided to get up and dance on the table! Definitely an 80's bridesmaid gone wild! Oh, and her LQ score of -36, but we don't talk about that. She's sensitive!
And the epitome of ugly herself Juice, the Porn Star Grandma...
She just couldn't seem to keep it in her pants!
But, with pants that tight, she couldn't have hid that toilet paper if she wanted to!
And, that pretty much sums it up! Thanks for such a fun night ladies! What?!?! My ugly pics? They don't exist! I guess I win, cause the camera just couldn't handle the site that I was! Oh well, maybe next time! Remember Jenny, you've got 1 year!
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Ugly girls need LOVE too!!
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First of all, Kari scored a whoppin -36. Secondly it was Hooker Grandma...NOT PORN STAR GRANDMA. For all you readers out there my tatoo says HUCK...AKA my husbands nickname. I can't believe Amber dared post that one. And in the next day or two you should all come over to my blog...I will be posting this ugly night in segments. Its the only way to do it justice...and Amber? Well you are gonna be sorry you didn't post about yourself!!
Stop talking about my laser tag score! But what I lack in laser skills, I make up for in dancing. Thanks for the fun night!
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